17 May 2014, 06:05 PM IST
A day after the counting, sports folks ponder over the mandate for a change and not about mandatory overs!
Mohd Azharuddin: "My opponent chose to bat first after winning the toss. You know... you know... I was bad in chasing anyway. My opponent was lucky with the toss. If my grandfather was alive today, he would have advised me and people of India to ......"
Mohd Kaif: "Sadly, good fielders are in a minority. Even I'm from the minority community. But don't forget that Rahul Gandhiji remains our deity!"
Dilip Tirkey: "It's foul... foul... foul! Voters' hands were shaking while casting votes (like my hands used to during a tight hockey match). Hence they pressed the wrong button. In hockey, we should go back to natural turf from 'ass'tro turf and Indian players should umpire their own hockey matches. And in elections, we should go back to the ballot paper from EVM machines."
Baichung Bhutia: "I thought I was taking a free-kick. Instead, voters kicked me. Praful Bhai should show red cards to all of them.
Rajyavardhan Rathore: "I was telling Rajeji to give me two seats to contest like Modiji. After all, I'm an Olympic silver medalist in the double trap. You never know, I may have won the Amritsar seat!"
Kirti Azad: "Considering that Farooq Abdullah paid the price for giving an impression that he knows everything and he is God and that he has answers and solutions to all problems, I should not talk much."
PS:
Ravi Shastri (in Gabbar Singh's tone) to his guest IPL co-commentator and who can qualify as an IPL cheerleader after losing his clothes: "Itna Sannata Kyon Hai Yaar!"
Prince: "I will get back to you after speaking to Mamma. But silence is not too bad Ravi."
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